Series · 2 parts
Tales From the Grish

💀 Tales from the Grish: Season 1, Episode 1 – "The Man Who Was Death"
Tales from the Grish: The Beginning
When Tales from the Crypt debuted in 1989, my family didn’t have cable. I had to rely on catching an episode here or there at a friend’s house, whenever they happened to record the series on VHS. The Crypt Keeper immediately captured my imagination, and another gate to the world of horror fiction swung open for me.
At the time, I had no idea that the Tales from the Crypt show was a spinoff of a comic book series started in the 1950s. As a kid in 1989, the only comics I read were Spider-Man, Batman, G.I. Joe, and Transformers. Finding out there were actual comics dedicated to horror stories boggled my mind, and it pushed me further down the path toward a lifelong pursuit of the weird and twisted world of horror.
As an adult, I eventually tracked down DVDs to see the episodes I’d missed. Now, with Shudder streaming the series, I have the perfect excuse to rewatch it in its entirety.
That’s exactly what "Tales from the Grish" is all about: an episode-by-episode rewatch of the series, complete with my own commentary and some tasty background info thrown in for good measure. With that said, let's dive into Season 1, Episode 1 – "The Man Who Was Death."
🎙️ Hello, Boils and Ghouls
The opening sequences were easily some of my favorite parts of the show. John Kassir was an absolute legend in voicing the iconic Keeper. He provided 100% of the personality, the laugh, and the vocal performance for the entire run of the series, and he even returned to voice him for the movies and the animated cartoon spin-off.
Starting off with episode one, we have to talk about that opening sequence paired with the classic theme music by Danny Elfman. Back in 1989, I went to see Tim Burton’s Batman about a dozen times in the theater. Finding out that Danny Elfman also did the opening music for Tales from the Crypt just makes me smile. Watching the camera glide up the steps, through the haunted house, and down into the crypt always filled my kid brain with nostalgic endorphins.
In this premiere episode, we find the Keeper holding a long zapper, giving us a little taste of what’s to come. He drops hints like, "A man with nobler ambitions. He likes to kill human pests, and he does it in front of an audience. Now that's entertainment!" With a chuckle, he tells us to "hang onto your hats, kiddies, this one’s a real shocker!"
⚡ The Corpse-Encounter
Meet Niles Talbot: a dedicated "public servant" who genuinely loves his work. As a prison executioner, his favorite pastime is throwing the switch on the electric chair. But what happens to a man so devoted to his craft when the state suddenly abolishes the death penalty? Naturally, he goes rogue. Refusing to let a little thing like being fired stop him, Niles begins staging his own private executions. Of course, justice has a twisted sense of humor; it isn't long before the police catch up with him, and Niles finds himself taking the ultimate hot seat in his very own chair.
🎬 Ghoulish Gossip (Background Info)
- The Hollywood Heavyweights: Directed by Walter Hill and executive produced by a team of cinema titans (Hill, Richard Donner, Robert Zemeckis, and David Giler). They deliberately chose a gritty, cinematic noir style to prove premium cable horror could compete with feature films.
- The Comic Roots: Adapted straight from the bloody pages of The Crypt of Terror #17.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: William Sadler actually auditioned entirely in character, delivering Niles’ intense, direct-to-camera monologues right to the casting directors to win the role.
🪓 The Grish’s Verdict
What a way to kick off a series. Rewatching "The Man Who Was Death" today, it’s amazing how perfectly it established the DNA for everything Tales from the Crypt would become. It’s dark, it’s cynical, and it walks that razor-thin edge between genuine crime noir and pitch-black comedy.
A huge part of why this pilot holds up so well is William Sadler. He carries the entire episode on his back, and his performance as Niles Talbot is mesmerizing. The choice to have him constantly break the fourth wall—staring right into the lens to justify his twisted crusade to the viewer—makes you feel like an unwilling accomplice to his crimes. He plays Talbot not as a raving lunatic, but as a calm, meticulous professional who genuinely believes he is performing a public service. That makes his inevitable descent into rogue vigilantism all the more compelling.
Director Walter Hill brings his signature gritty, cinematic eye to the small screen here. The episode doesn't feel like standard late-80s television; it feels like a high-end neo-noir comic book come to life. The lighting is moody, the atmosphere is heavy, and the pacing never slacks for a second.
And then, of course, there’s that classic EC Comics ending. The irony of a man who lived to pull the switch ultimately being forced to sit in his own beloved chair is the exact kind of twisted poetic justice this franchise built its name on. It's an absolute masterclass in how to deliver a pilot.
Rating: 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 / 5 Crypt Keeper Cackles
💀 Tales from the Grish: Season 1, Episode 2 – "And All Through the House"
🎙️ Hello, Boils and Ghouls
Here we are with Episode 2: "And All Through the House." The Crypt Keeper is dressed in his holiday best as Old St. Nick himself, complete with a mask where you can still see his eyes and lack of teeth. He tells us, the viewers, he’s “having a little holiday fun. Why else would I be in this get-up unless there was a 'clause' in my contract.” These opening sequences are just so good at setting the tone for the episode.
⚡ The Corpse-Encounter
"And All Through the House" follows a greedy wife who decides to murder her husband on Christmas Eve to collect whatever wealth he had left to her in his will. Things go awry when she fails to hear that an axe-wielding asylum escapee dressed as Santa Claus is on the loose. Of course, Axe-Santa shows up right when said wife is trying to get rid of her dead husband’s body. She calls the police, only to realize she’s in a bit of a holiday pickle—because if they come to help, they’ll find out she murdered her husband. Antics ensue with some great fight sequences, and in a classic Tales from the Crypt twist, her daughter manages to help Santa get his Christmas wish.
🎬 Ghoulish Gossip (Background Info)
- The Chucky Connection: Kevin Yagher was the legendary special effects designer who was the mastermind behind the design and creation of the Crypt Keeper puppet. Cool fact! Yagher also created the doll Chucky of Child’s Play fame. He actually reused Chucky’s clear blue eyes for the Crypt Keeper puppet.
- Hollywood Royalty: Robert Zemeckis (director of Back to the Future, among others) directed this episode. He would go on to personally direct three total episodes in the series.
- A Family Affair: The actress who played the greedy wife, Mary Ellen Trainor (of The Goonies fame), was actually married to Robert Zemeckis at the time of this episode.
- A Shocking Cast: The actor Larry Drake, who played Axe-Santa, was best known then for his kind-hearted role on L.A. Law, so seeing him as an axe-wielding maniac was a real shock to viewers. The dead husband, Joseph, was played by Marshall Bell (Total Recall 1990, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2). Lots of legendary actors in this episode.
🪓 The Grish’s Verdict
While this was a really fun holiday episode, and it gave me major Silent Night, Deadly Night vibes, it just wasn’t up to snuff with the standard Episode 1 set. Yes, Zemeckis—the legendary director of some of my favorite movies—directed this, but it just didn’t hit as hard as the first episode for me. Tales from the Crypt is great at dark comedy, but I think in this episode, there were too many goofy conveniences that happened. Of course, this is just my opinion, but this episode was kind of borderline too much goofy and not enough horror. Even the ending left me a little... meh. Yes, there's a twist... kind of. It just fell flat for me. Still, it was an OK episode.
Rating: 💀 💀 💀 / 5 Crypt Keeper Cackles